Insert Funny Saying

outrunmyself:

tardis-mind-palace:

The three stages of doing homework

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Actual dialog from the third gif.

Hehehe

geekymerch:

(via polyjuice potion wizard’s pillowcase Harry Potter by jordandene)
guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

fangirl221b:


raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)
fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

lolcuteanimals:

I want a baby goat, but I don’t think I’d use him as a tabletop knickknack.  LOL

lolcuteanimals:

I want a baby goat, but I don’t think I’d use him as a tabletop knickknack.  LOL

whatarewewatching13:

I WILL LITERALLY ALWAYS REBLOG THIS

fossekall:

Circus by Ksuksa-Raykova

tastefullyoffensive:

Dog Fails (Part 1) [x]

Previously: Goat GIFs

clarabunny:

my friend found this on the inside of her juice cap we’d both like an explanation

clarabunny:

my friend found this on the inside of her juice cap we’d both like an explanation

teapalm:

Kananaskis (Tasha Marie)
I’ll be back in Alberta in 2 days. except everything will be white, and very very cold. 

teapalm:

Kananaskis (Tasha Marie)

I’ll be back in Alberta in 2 days. 
except everything will be white, and very very cold. 

cromwelled:

i hadn’t noticed his shadow is the american flag before omfg

cromwelled:

i hadn’t noticed his shadow is the american flag before omfg

corgiaddict:

corgisaurusrex:

Everyone can relate to this feeling of “its morning already…” #corgi #zuricorgi #corgicommunity #corgilove #corgistagram #corgisofinstagram #cutecorgis #dogsofinstagram #dogsofig #derpface

Every. Single. Morning.

corgiaddict:

corgisaurusrex:

Everyone can relate to this feeling of “its morning already…” #corgi #zuricorgi #corgicommunity #corgilove #corgistagram #corgisofinstagram #cutecorgis #dogsofinstagram #dogsofig #derpface

Every. Single. Morning.